7/10/56 ***Apparently there's just as many wackos in the future as there was in 1956. It's May 2103, and Elwood Casswell admits he's a homicidal maniac with a gun in his pocket. Fortunately, times have advanced - you can go to the local hardware store and by a psychiatrist robot.
But unfortunately for old Elwood, he buys the floor model which is meant for psychotic Martians. The machine uses Martian terms and language to cure Elwood but for the psychological problems of Martians.
A concept similar to Robert Sheckley's "The Lifeboat Mutiny", except in a much more serious tone.